Let me begin by saying that as of 8 days ago I’m fairly certain that there has never been a duller stretch of sports in my life. The Suns have been gone for months, the NBA playoffs put up as good an ending as Rocky V did to its series, I have decided I would rather put all of my D-backs gear in the back of my closet and just pretend like this year is over than watch one more game (as much shit as I talk, I’m still watching because of 4 guys: Haren, Upton, Reynolds and Gracie), and there is still about 2 months till football. In the past 8 days, I have been given the NBA Draft and 2 days of free agent signings. Call me crazy, but due to the little bit of sports excitement these events have provided, I have decided to run with it and create a 2010-2011 Western Conference Standings (#1-8). This is obviously way premature and will surely change within days but I feel like a kid who got to open one present on Christmas Eve and feels the need to tell everyone how awesome his new boxer shorts are and how excited he is for the following morning. So, without further ado……..
8. New Orleans Hornets
By no means do I love the Hornets and really the only reason they made the list was because of a lack of options. After the 8 and 9 spots, the west drops off dramatically. Last year the #9 team (Phoenix) won 46 games and the #10 team (Golden State) won 29. I think the Hornets were exposed last year and if they trade Chandler to the Suns for Ben Wallace (keep your fingers crossed), they get even worse. Chris Paul is one of the best players in the league but he is by himself out there. I wish I could pick Kevin Durant and James Harden to carry the Thunder to a playoff spot (A pick that would solely be made from the heart. Durant is one of the best young scorers ever (compare the numbers at his age to anyone at the same age, its scary) and James Harden is well…James Harden, my biggest man crush for the past 2 years. Go Devils!) but we all know that’s not happening. However, a year ago, everyone told me the Cardinals making it to the Super Bowl just wasn’t happening…
7. Utah Jazz
They won 48 games last year and Boozer only played in 37 (it was more like 33 since it took him 4 games to get back into it after the injury and receive normal minutes). He’s a huge part of that team and if he stays healthy next year, the Jazz are going to be a different team, especially with the emergence of Paul Millsap.
6. Dallas Mavericks
Dallas won 50 games last year and I really can’t figure out how. I’ll give them this; Dirk is on top of his game, Jason Terry can score, I guess Kidd still has a little left and Josh Howard is a stud. Negatives: Dirk can’t lead the team, Terry and Kidd can’t defend and I think Josh Howard is stoned more than he’s not. Next, and the biggest, can you name another player you would want on your team? Can you name another player? They have to have the least depth of any team that made the playoffs last year. Their next highest scorers are Brandon Bass, Jose Barea, James Singleton, Antoine Wright, Erika Dampier and Gerald Green (remember the “Birthday Cake” guy…maybe the greatest slow mo I have ever seen). I just don’t think this team can compete with any of the top teams in the West.
5. Phoenix Suns
I am basing this rank on a few assumptions: 1. We keep Amare 2. We make the trade for Chandler by giving up Ben Wallace (maybe a stretch but cut me some slack, I’m doing a Western Conference breakdown in July…this whole piece is a stretch). This makes the starting lineup Nash, Barbosa (possibly Hill if we sign him, but I’d prefer the Blur), Richardson, Amare and Chandler. That has to be the most athletic and built for running starting lineup in the league with one of the best point guards for the job leading them. Can you see Nash averaging 12 assists again and putting up another 20 assist game somewhere? Gentry is going to let them run and they are built for it. I don’t think they are going to be good enough defensively or deep enough to compete with the big dogs but I’ll be damned if it’s not going to be fun to watch that team average 120! **Complete side note: Why the hell did the Suns draft Taylor Griffin and how did my TV not get thrown out the window at that same moment? These are 2 questions I will never know the answer to. Is there anybody that sees Griffin’s 9 points a game and 5 rebounds a game in 30 minutes a game translating to a successful NBA career? Anybody? Patty Mills out of Saint Mary’s College is a stud and was available. I know he would have been the Suns third point guard and he’s undersized at 6ft and 180lbs but anyone who watched him play and saw the other Griffin play would easily pick Patty first in a pickup game.
4. Denver Nuggets
I really like this Nuggets team and I think they will have another good year next year. I simply could not pick them to finish ahead of…
3. Portland Trailblazers
I’ll start with this, Brandon Roy is going to be a superstar and his 23-5-5 last year (at the age of 24), agree with me. It seems very likely that Portland signs Hedo Turkoglu soon and he has just proved what kind of player he is in the 2009 playoffs. This gives them 2 crunch time scorers that can create a shot for themselves anytime they want. Not to mention, one of them isn’t going to be guarded by the best defensive player on the opposing team. Lamarcus Aldridge is underrated and a budding stud. He averaged 18-8 last year at the age of 23! Roy and Aldridge will be a year older and have a little playoff experience to put under their belt. Adding Hedo makes this team very good. Blake is a good fit at point and it doesn’t matter too much because Hedo or Roy can run it at the end of games. If (and I know this is the biggest if yet) Oden can stay healthy, his rebounding and shot blocking is an added bonus next to Aldridge’s great offensive skills. Portland finished with the same record as Denver last year. I see where Portland is adding to their team while Denver seems to be standing pat.
2. San Antonio Spurs
Yesterday, I had the Spurs at number one and I still feel they have a great chance to win the title. Duncan still has it and I will not be budged on that. He averaged 19 and 11 last year and is still one of the toughest big men to guard in the league. Parker is in his prime coming off a 22 and 7 year. Ginobili is still the best 6th man when healthy. I know he only played about half the year last year but I blame a lot of that on his playing with Argentina in the offseason after making it to the Western Conference Finals the year before. Then they give up Bowen, Thomas and Oberto for Richard Jefferson! What a steal! Especially since it looks like at least 2 of them are going to get dropped and resign with the Spurs. Jefferson is a perfect fit to this team. Last year, Milwaukee’s points were pretty spread out (Redd 21 only for 33 games, Jefferson 20, Villanueva 16, Sessions and Bogut with 12). This tells me that he can easily step into a role where Parker and Duncan will each get around 20, Ginobili can have his 15 and Jefferson can still find ways to put points on the board. For all those that feel Duncan is on the decline, Jefferson can easily step in and make up that slack. This team may not win the most regular season games. In fact, many will be counting them out early and then out of nowhere, a month before the playoffs, people will be talking about how the spurs have brought it together and are playing really well.
1. Los Angeles Lakers
I hate the Lakers and it says a lot when I feel they are going to be number one. I stay up at night sometimes trying to convince myself that they aren’t that good. I still think Cleveland and a healthy Boston would have beaten them in the Finals. However, the Lakers moved to number one in my book with the acquisition of Ron Artest. As much of an idiot as the guy is, I love the way he plays the game. He is still a great defender who doesn’t take plays off on either end and we have seen him step aside to a better scorer (T-Mac). Artest is the best on offense when he is the second or third option; otherwise his shot selection gets bad because he forces it when he thinks he has to score. This happened a lot when McGrady was hurt. Ariza will be gone but I always thought he was expendable anyway. An athletic guy who knocks down 3’s; I don’t see why Shannon Brown can’t step in and fill that role. As of right now, it is up in the air as to whether Lamar Odom is staying and I think this makes a difference. If he stays, the Lakers could match up with big teams by going Fisher, Kobe, Artest, Gasol, Bynum and bring Odom off the bench or when the matchups call for it, go a little smaller with Fisher, Kobe, Artest, Odom and Gasol. They would remain deep and improve an already good defensive team.
So there it is; the never before done Western Conference standings breakdown in July. They say it couldn’t be done. And for God’s sake, will August just get here already because I am ready for some footballllllll, some Monday night partyyyyyy!!!!
-Josh Wray
Michael 3:12 pm on July 28, 2009 Permalink
WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLTTTTT!!!!!
Tommy Football 4:37 pm on July 28, 2009 Permalink
The real question is, who the hell is Sawyer?